Why You Shouldn't Hack Computers:A Story I Made Up (part 3)

In Part 2:
Archie turns out to be this 11 year-old boy, and the FBI arrests him. What will strike next? Read on to find out!
Archie:(in jail playing the harmonica) (is singing) yeah,so? yeah,so? yeah,so? yeah,so? yeah,so?
FBI: Archie, Mr.President has invited u to court.
Archie:yeah,so?
At Court
Your Honor:Please rise
(Everyone rises)
Your Honor: This case is beetween Mr.President and ... Archie... Mr.President, please present you opening statement.
President: Ladies and gentleman of the jury,do we want a country full of computer hackers? Especially MINE? I want this... Archie ARRESTED! (starts to tear up again) and, if you elected me once, you can do it again by proving Archie GUILTY!!!!!
Your Honor:Archie, your opening statement please.
Archie:yeah,so?
...
later on in court...
THE DEFENDENT CALLS ITS FIRST WITNESS
(*Reggie comes in)
Archie:yeah,so?
Reggie:hola!
Archie:yeah,so?
Reggie:hola!
Archie:yeah,so?
Reggie:hola!
(everyone groans)
later on...
Your Honor:Mr.President, your closing statement,please.
President:I really wish that you, the jury, prove this... DEVIL guilty! And, scince I rule the country...
Your Honor: Right, he rules the country.. he doesn't even need to be here! SO,ARCHIE AND REGGIE ARE PROVEN GUILTY!!!
President:it's good to rule the country!
FBI:It sure would be, sir.
(Archie and Reggie are dragged to the slammer)
*Reggie is Archie's friend;he teams up with him to hack computers!