Why You Shouldn't Hack Computers: a story I made up (part 2)

In Part 1:

Someone hacks the President's computer, and it turns out to be this dude named Archie. Who is this Archie??? Read on to find out!

FBI:(knocks on Archie's houses door)

(Archie's mom opens the door)

FBI: this is the FBI.

(Archie's mom faints)

Archie:(looks @ mom) yeah, so?

FBI: this is the FBI. Are you Archie?

Archie: Yeah, so?

FBI: An 11 year old boy?

Archie: Yeah, so?

FBI: You hacked the President's computer.

Archie: Yeah, so?

FBI: Hacking computers is illegal, and you did it to the President!

Archie: Yeah, so?

(Archie's mom gets up)

FBI: Wer'e going to have to arrest you, Archie.

(Archie's mom faints... again)

(Archie looks @ mom)Archie: Yeah, so?

(FBI groans and drags Archie to the slammer)